First off, if you’re from Florida, don’t take this personally. It’s not you. It’s your state. Moving on.
There are so many reasons I could go into about why Florida has no business being in the south – the lack of of culture, the whole hurricane thing, no real BBQ, I’m pretty sure they don’t like sweet tea and I don’t even think they fought with the confederacy. I could be wrong there, but we’ll say I’m right for now. And not to mention the fact that its basically where America goes to die.
And now this.
The North Lauderdale commissioner’s office recently passed a resolution attempting to split Florida into two states. Thats right, good old South Florida – the 51st state.
And then there’s the guy who’s inexplicably building an ark by the interstate. Seriously. I can’t make stuff like this up.
I’ll take Skynyrd and Tom Petty. You can have the rest. I’m secretly hoping the thing breaks off and drifts into the Caribbean.
